vive la resistance
I always have excellent moments with my personal trainers, and I'm happy to announce a new entry from my glorious chiropractor.Joining the ranks of "you're very symmetrical" and "your hips are . . . hyperflexible" is:
"Your left hip is resisting me."
(Followed quickly and quietly by Megarita's sotto voce response, "Naughty, naughty hip! You will be punished!" and by silent chortling.)
Labels: Hottie McBackCrack, resist, what is with my hips
posted by Megarita @ 10:23 AM
11 Comments:
There's one for the porn that you'll never write. *chuckle, chuckle*.
English professors must write the best Penthouse forum letters.
MA--that's why it was so great. And why I'm so shallow.
Chimmy--At least grammatically, sure!
Your left hip is just engaging in the dance of seduction. It knows that if it resists, it will be all the more tantalizing.
Your right hip, on the other hand, is apparently a big ole' whore.
Yooordan raises a good point. I need to start looking for women who have whore hips.
JB--And it explains why I'm such a goddamn tease.
Claven--Or just include "resistance" on your list of things to check for?
According to Shakira - your hips don' lie. I'm not sure what that means here, but I am sure it is in some way relevant.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
The chiros go crazy 'bout a whore-hipped girl
Dammit. Doesn't rhyme. Well, you come up with a word that rhymes with girl.
You should totally write porn for the people who think these thoughts but don't usually discuss them. Love it.
GSR--there must be a record of number of Shakira references one man can make.
66--You are a poet. Don't let nobody tell you differently!
Megan--My life is basically my silent wish that whatever I was just thinking wasn't actually verbalized.
I think my trainer has a crush on me which is totally...I dunno..skeeving me out, because 1) he is much younger; 2) he's married; and 3) if I didn't know he was married, I would swear he's gay. It doesn't help when he announced to me tonight that he is "totally into fashion." Oh. Really.
I have got to buy some black vodka. How are ya, Mega and happy birthday.
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